We have all seen some pretty stupid signs - in translated text, bad English or just placed in silly places.

This is one of the 350 Interesting Lists. The 350 challenge here is to create a list of stupid signs.  Can you help?  There is a form at the bottom of the page for you to submit your suggestions.  All submissions welcomed!

Tourist Information and Travel Services – T.I.T.S
Sign in Nepal
 
All Persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed
Sign at a Golf course
 
This month’s Special NO FUEL
Outside a petrol station in Africa
 
Rare out-of-print and non-existent books
In an American bookstore
 
Safe for carpets too!
On a tin of carpet cleaner
 
No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue
Computer error message
 
Do not activate with wet hands
Sign on a hand-dryer in a public toilet

Cooles and heates: If you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself
Information booklet about using the hotel air conditioner, Japan.

If building in which heater resides is on fire, do not go into building
On a gas water heater
 
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
on a floodlight
 
All-day breakfast being served  8.30 – 10.30
In a café
 
Toilet for sitting-down customers only
In a Scottish teashop
 
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Cocktail lounge, Norway
 
Fine for littering
On a California freeway

No trespassing without permission
On the grounds of a private school

Do not turn upside down
On the bottom of a cake box